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If you want to know what God thinks of money,
just look at the people he gave it to.

I prefer the words "loved for a brief time" over "used"

God made us family....but prozac kept us friends!

A wise person speaks when he has something to say.
A fool speaks because he has to say something.

If Barbie is so popular, why do
you have to buy her friends?

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

There is no reason anyone would
want a computer in their home.

Do you think we could wipe out
world hunger forever if
scientists figured out how to
make AOL's Free CD's edible?

When choosing between two evils, I always
like to try the one I've never tried before.

Any sufficiently advanced technology
is indistinguishable from magic.

Very funny Scotty! Now beam down my clothes!
Some Guy

The failure to fully contemplate an
idea is often mistaken for optimism.

I can picture in my mind a world
without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world,

Some people think football is a
matter of life or death but it's
far more important than that.

Time is money, money is the
root of all evil, and knowledge is
power. Therefore, procrastination
is the key to world peace.

The hardest thing a person could ever go
through is looking into the eyes
of the person they love
knowing they can`t have them.

Love is being stupid together.

What you do speaks so loud that
I cannot hear what you say.

If the World Didn't Suck...
We'd All Fall Off!

Life's too short for that stuff. I am who I am,
if you don't like it, tough.

Love that is cleansed by tears shall eternally
remain pure and beautiful.

I don't need cybers3x -
AOL goes down on me all the time!

Laughter is the only thing that brings trouble down
to a size where you can look it in the eye.

Believe half of what you see.
None of what you hear

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference.

Find good in others and others will find good in you

A little song, a little dance,
a little seltzer down your pants
Chuckles the Clown

The one price too high for your
heart's desire is your heart!
Lois Bujold

I refuse to have a battle of wits
with an unarmed person.

Don't put up with a controlling man.
He will only bring you down.

God makes things possible, not easy.

Don't eat the menu.

Life is a beta test. It this was a real life,
manuals would have been included.

Paradox seeks oxymoron

To put it metaphysically, people are shitty roommates

My truth is not your truth.

I can smell humor from a mile away; smells like chicken

Its not the boulders in my path, but the pebbles in
my shoe that really sends me over the edge.

Remember, Wherever u go, There u are!