Funny Quotes

Here are some funny quotes from some of the best comedians on our site.

Lenny Bruce Quotes

George Carlin Quotes

Dave Chappelle Quotes

Dane Cook Quotes

Ellen Degeneres Quotes

Will Ferrell Quotes 

Woopie Goldberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Bob Hope Quotes

Richard Pryor Quotes

Gilda Radner Quotes

Seinfeld Quotes

Jon Stewart Quotes  

Robin Williams Quotes